I was lying around thinking of ways to send a computer to hell and here were my ideas:

1. Flash the bios with a bogus file <and do not back up the bios>
2. Run a magnet over EVERYTHING
3. Using the control panel, add hardware that doesnt exist
4. Change user passwords
5. Click to every spyware site you can go to
6. Install 100 virii <and the ones that mutate might breed with e/o>
7. Write a little jscript (or vb) prog that makes 1000 popups and then one that you have to answer yes to for it to stop and make it run every bootup
8. Change the language to chinese (or hindi)
9. Glue the CD drive shut
10. <this is very dangerous> put water on the power cable and then some metal filings and then plug in <try not to get shocked>
11. Jam a piece of metal in a slot <pci, ram, etc>
12. Fry the motherboard by taking a car battery and sending a surge of power through it.

Any other ideas?

That are very "usefull" ideas


Throw it out of the window...

Don't get near my computer !

my fav one was from the jolly roger cookcook a few years ago,

open a floppy disk and get a box of matches, take all the match heads off and stick them to the magnetic tape , add petrol, reseal the floppy and then see
if the pc ignites the disk when trying to read it.

great fun.

Simple ,

Install "windows"

LOL.

That's actually true

you could always do it this way http://www.fiftythree.org/etherkiller/

Drop it in the tub with it still on

I was afraid that microsoft would sue me if I said that lol.

And that etherkiller thing is really cool

use devcon to disable the CPU driver, windows doesnt like to boot without a CPU (i know because i tried)

Nice one

wire the on/off switch to 1 oz of C4 Plastic Explosive....or

let the Mrs use the computer for 5 mins...that will send it to hell for defo

LOOOL

VERY VERY nice thread ^^

feed it a cookie...

my nephew still retains that the computer said it was hungry.

(He mashed it into the floppy and the cd drive.)



Some more:

Tape the CPU fan.

Pull out a capacitor.

Connect the IDE cables with the computer on (did this by accident once)

Anything with water works

Burrying in sand and turning it on directly afterwards

submerging the hard drive, remove put it in the fridge wait 2 hrs plug into computer.

connect it to a lightning rod grounding wire.

While your at a skyscraper doing this, just toss it out the window somewhere above the 10th floor.

create a batch script to partition the drive for a few hours/days

overclock and remove all fans

Nice! These are really good!

that link is dead do you know of a mirror

lol is any tool out for these works:-"?

I actually tried that one once, it didn't work out. I have a rather big magnet around here, I tried to kill one of my hdds. didn't work, windows was still booting up fine.

So what did we learn? Devil > Magnets.

Apart from that, nice thread and some really interesting ideas

1. Get a screw driver and start shorting out random gaps on the motherboard whilst its on.

2. Blow the PSU by flicking the voltage switch to 120 (if you use 240).

3. Overclock the processor and unplug the processor fan.

that only works on AMD's, intel cpus will slow down to keep temp down

this isn't true, my pc shuts down if the pc temp is to high
just use a good mainboard

maybe u guys should use a nuclear bomb to destroy the pc...

Turn off the critical system temperature in bios then.

nope its a feature of intel cpus. they have their own temp montor, which forms part of the "overheat protection system".

hence u cant fry an intel, no matter what you do (unless you literally stick it in the frying pan).

haha, i think this thread is excellent and so fun but you guys were talk alot about heat so i think get your pc into the bathroom for a "bath" or "shower" would "cool" it down right!

Run/ Norton AntiVirus ... this puppy will kill any pc

ramzi from www.thebroken.org has quite a good method aswell. i think it was episode two where he explains it.

I have a much simpler method.... I use a cutting torch.

install a kernel driver that will:

a. seek out all flash bios chips on the pc (e.g. actual bios, sound card, video card, NIC)

b. repeatidly write junk to each memory address on each flashable chip about 20,000 times, killing each chip;

c. repeat step b for the MBR on the Hard disk (s), but repeat 1,000,000 + times.


Finally, to ensure the pc will never live again, bring it to PC World and ask them to give it a healthcheck.

I have 2 ideas that I have seen on a printer and a keybord:

1) Put 2 money into a Cofee machine and take 2 cofee.

2) Put one cofee into the printer and another into the keyboard.

3) Turn on the computer, the printer and see what appends.

I've always been partial to large caliber weapons myself...

throw it by the window.. (make sure nobody is there before )

Chuck it down the stairs, trust me, it works fine - I speak from experience here.

it doesnt work but my microwave doesnt work anymore`?

This has got to be the goofiest topic on this whole site

my 12guage will do short work of any pc...intel,amd = no diffrance.
as long as it doesnt have bulletproof cevlar case im cool ;p

and even if so....you can allways use it for target practice =]

Tibbar interesting about the intels having that protection built in ... would the intel processors protect against putting the voltages way up? I think lobbing a load of metal filings into the running pc should do a little damage. Block of thermite on the top will handle it quite nicely also. Just a rumour but they arent too keen on EM either I dont believe (anyone know that site with the how to of making an EM pulse emitter out of canabilised stuff like microwaves?) I think the Solar Death Ray will handle it too (http://www.solardeathray.com/ look at the shoe in the gallery).

ok i`ll come up with a few creative points myself:

* take it to a public place and put a sticker on it simply "BINLADEN INSIDE"(guarentee 100%)

* take it with you on hiking, slip if off (guarentee 100%)

* tie it with a rope to your corvette and drive it for an hour (guarentee 100%)

* take it to the nearest karate school and replace it with a sandbag (guarentee 100%)

* place C4 instead of the cpu (guarentee 100%)

* paint circles on your unit practice your shotgun targetting (guarentee 100%)

* try connect to FEDs with invalid passcode (guarentee 100%)

* you can fry eggs in a pan but ever tried it on a motherboard? (guarentee 90%)

* mix 1 litre pepsi with 200gms salt and 1 bottle of ketchup. boil the mixture and pour it on the cpu (guarentee 100%)

* leave it at the jungle, hunters`ll probably think coloured snakes are newly formed species out there (guarentee 100%)

...etc anybody likes my ideAZ?

Install the most destructive and widely spread spyware ever...

AOL

Even after I uninstalled AOL to get broadband, its services still started up in msconfig. (And they're about 8 of em) It installs other programs u don't need, like wildtanget games and weatherbug. It has a bad habit of hiding in obscure folders so you won't delete its software.(For instance its so called "spyware removal") And most shocking of all is it's AOL For Broadband package that makes you pay about $25.00 a month for an AOL browser over your broadband connection.(purchased seperatly)

I'll step of me soapbox now.

AOL would send your computer to HELL.

LOL@AOL.com Cyberbob .. nice one

Will take it a step up ^ or down v

-AOL
-IE
-Kazaa
-Norton Anti V

This combo would send your pc straight to hell

let a female on it for 5 mins,,,
hire a helicopter and go as high as you can and drop it out
send it off in a parcel with no fragile sticker on it
put it in the goals in a football match ,, see if it can handle afew hits from a ball
put the computer in the middle of a railway track just before the train comes
drop it over a bridge with fast car traffic

let GSO hire a system as a "EXPERIMENT HERE" system