For a more concise fix (but not as fun) the original hacker (boy bear) posted this to bugtraq today:
And is it just me or does Boy Bear sound a little... well... you know?

I mean I totally respect that and all, I mean they call me a bear cause I'm hairy too. I try to tell them that us gophers are just naturally hairy but they don't seem to care. Hmmm... boy gopher doesn't have the same ring to it though does it?
--P.G. (AKA the other boy wonder)